“Get dope out your vein, and hope in your brain. Mud Island is not made of mud, nor is it an island.ĭiscuss. Yet, when you mention “King” in conversation, you should specify whether you are speaking of Elvis, B.B., Jerry Lawler, or Willie Herenton. And while we’re on the subject, there is more than one “King” in the city. Look, if the King didn’t make an appearance when Lisa Marie married Michael Jackson, it is safe to say he is gone. Speaking of Elvis, he’s dead.Įvery so often, someone pops off at the mouth and says Elvis was spotted in one of Graceland’s second-floor windows. Plus, we try to avoid driving through that particular area to keep from hitting the clueless tourists who dart across Elvis Presley Boulevard like blind hound dogs in search of the King’s treasures. It’s just that we hear so much of his music and see so many of his movies, videos, and pictures on TV, we don’t need to see the house right away - which eventually turns into ever. Nothing against the famous Whitehaven mansion. Many of us have never set foot inside Graceland, and don’t plan to do so. Meanwhile, Al Green is not from Memphis, but since he has lived here for so long and is so awesome, we claim him, too.Īl Green has helped to put the city on the world’s musical radar, so to him, we’ll always say “let’s stay together.” 8. You are a lost cause and we will politely ask you to leave our fair city.)ħ. (And if you don’t like Gibson’s donuts, mane…bless your heart.
If Memphis-style ‘Q is not your first choice, cram a Gibson’s donut in your mouth and hush. We don’t care if you prefer how Kansas City does barbecue. You wouldn’t go to someone’s house and then complain about the food being served, would you? Don’t bring that foolishness here. And if you don’t like the way we do barbecue - be it a sandwich, rib, chicken, or whatever - keep it to yourself. The sheer deliciousness of it will make you want to get up and slap yo’ mama and her pastor! (But you’ll wind up at 201 if you do.) 3. That’s some good eating right there - especially when you add baked beans from Payne’s or nachos from Central BBQ. A good Memphis barbecue sammich ain’t a real sammich without pulled pork nestled ever-so-lovingly under a generous helping of mustard coleslaw. A barbecue sandwich just ain’t a sandwich without a slathering of slaw.Ĭoleslaw on the side? Please. Tensions seem to be running high between the two competitors.2. Instead, it’s Cora Jade who earns her team the win. Instead of Gigi and Jacy vs Cora and Raquel its now Cora and Raquel vs Io and Kay Lee.Īnd just for a little added motivation, this match will determine Mandy Rose’s title challengers at New Year’s Evil. By that, I don’t mean “Hollywood Rock in 03 heat”, I’m mean “Baron Corbin in 2018” type heat.Įarlier in the night, during McKenzie Mitchell’s backstage interview with Cora Jade and Raquel Gonzalez, it was announced that yet another scheduled match would be altered tonight. That guy.Īnyway, Wagner picks up the W and I must say, the crowd seems to genuinely dislike Wagner. You know? The guy that looks like that one creepy college instructor who you never caught doing anything questionable, but you just had a funny feeling about when you were attending University? Yeah, buddy boy, you get it. Sikoa remains undefeated because Escobar got distracted by Xyon. This match is a tale of two stories, really. Plus, with all the changes having to happen, this evening, it’s probably not the night for harsh criticism. Santos Escobar vs Solo Sikoa is up next and I’m not going lie this feels random as all hell. But just a Williams is about to do the same, Bivens runs his mouth again.
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